Jessica Rehder
tvhousehusband:

Me, trying to study.

tvhousehusband:

Me, trying to study.

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

reallylameblog:

fxckingvintage:

SHOTS FIRED🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

busted! she thought she could trick us by clearly wearing makeup products and we saw the makeup and said: HEy you’re wearing makeup!

smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

fallontonight:

Jimmy weighed the pros and cons of spending your summer in a North Korean Summer Camp! 

bradney:

this is the only status my grandma has posted

bradney:

this is the only status my grandma has posted