@midnight || #TVShowSequels
"Talk dirty to me"
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
"same sex marriage is unnatural!"
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts